sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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