better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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