I can't breathe out the right side of my face
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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