i just had sex bonerless
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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