he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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