i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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