Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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