i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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