His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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