Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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