Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
