do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
she told me i tasted like america
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I know her cup size but not her name....
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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