All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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