addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
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My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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