I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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