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(914): View more from New York

ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo

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(914): ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo http://tfl.nu/67fe

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia

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(202): He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia http://tfl.nu/7fa5

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(906): View more from Michigan

i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.

(989): View more from Michigan

you're going for the gold here.

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(906): i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage. (989): you're going for the gold here. http://tfl.nu/773u

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.

(719): View more from Colorado

she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.

(414): View more from Wisconsin

are you serious?

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(414): i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it. (719): she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her. (414): are you serious? http://tfl.nu/esul

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine

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(617): i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine http://tfl.nu/ryw8

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.

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(919): I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx. http://tfl.nu/hq1e

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.

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(412): He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower. http://tfl.nu/q9b8

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(308): View more from Nebraska

I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.

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but it's kind of a high honor.

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(308): I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly. (402): but it's kind of a high honor. http://tfl.nu/hn5k

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(985): View more from Louisiana

shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago

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(985): shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago http://tfl.nu/00sj

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(775): View more from Nevada

You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.

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(775): You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun. http://tfl.nu/rs7k

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(905): View more from Ontario

he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love

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(905): he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love http://tfl.nu/0ny7

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(903): View more from Texas

I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.

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(903): I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper. http://tfl.nu/88zt

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time

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(403): I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time http://tfl.nu/5di6

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds

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(865): I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds http://tfl.nu/ryhj

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(408): View more from California

I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.

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(408): I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms. http://tfl.nu/0beo

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