Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"