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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Tell me the dirtiest joke you know

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  Sarah Palin

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  god, I love you

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• (305): View more from Florida

  If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY

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  CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?

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  The D is nonnegotable.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?

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  THATS VERY WEIRD

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.

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• (516): View more from New York

  How can you tell that you're blacked out ?

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  You can feel it in your nipples.

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