Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Me too!
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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