Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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