Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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