She's JV to your varsity
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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