where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
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Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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