Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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