Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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