Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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