Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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