Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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