Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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