Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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