i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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