there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Randomize
