I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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