Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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