I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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