My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
