Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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