North Korea, Best Korea!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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