if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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