Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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