Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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