I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
The beer is more important than you right now.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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