I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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