names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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