The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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