very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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