apparently the secret to your success is patron
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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