Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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