I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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