Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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