Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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