it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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