Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I am available for nakedness
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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